Okay guys, our mission - as a group of intelligent young adults - is to contemplate, evaluate and conclude. What exactly? you might ask. Why, the missing dots, of course!

The information at our disposal (relevance questionable):

• When did the dots go missing? In the washing machine.
• Are there any dots in the washing machine? None that can be seen.
• Was the dryer involved? Not formally. Was a witness, but not suspect.
• Brand: Elle Macpherson
• Place of purchase: Kirks (sales FTW!)
• Others present? Black one also in the washing load. Dots fine.
• Current location? Drying rack.